Hypocrite

Slut

Smoker

But I will do anything for you.

Fine Arts/Art History

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

dutchster:

why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

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